Not political, just funny

I don't have a whole lot of interest in politics.  I'm not even sure I know the difference between a Republican and a Democrat.  I know that may sound terrible to say - I think I'm just more in the 'common sense' party.
Anyways, I ran across this in an email that was forwarded to me and it made me laugh, well, at least smile.  
So, a little humor today.


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Yep, that's right-I miss Bill Clinton! He was the closest thing we ever got to having a real black man as President.

1. Number 1 - He played the sax.
2. Number 2 - He smoked weed.
3. Number 3 - He had his way with ugly white women.

Even now? Look at him...his wife works, and he doesn't! And, he gets a check from the government every month. Manufacturers announced today that they will be stocking America 's shelves this week with " Clinton Soup," in honor of one of the nations' distinguished men. It consists primarily of a weenie in hot water.

Chrysler Corporation is adding a new car to its line to honor Bill Clinton. The Dodge Drafter will be built in Canada 

When asked what he thought about foreign affairs, Clinton replied, "I don't know, I never had one."

The Clinton revised judicial oath: "I solemnly swear to tell the truth as I know it, the whole truth as I believe it to be, and nothing but what I think you need to know."

Clinton will be recorded in history as the only President to do Hanky Panky between the Bushes.